The Eyeball's Catch.

Lately, my friend April and I have been spending a significant amount of time at Mac Donald's, earning the unwritten title, 'the regulars'. Being regulars, we observe other regulars, their odd becomings and quirky attitudes. Besides observing regulars, we also made a notable list of other types of people, (which shall be listed and elaborated on later).

The comic strip above describes us perfectly.

1. Other regulars.

We're not the only ding dong who go there to study every other day. There are many other ding dongs that have the same bright idea as us.

(a) Potential Creepy Dude and friends.

There's this dude we nicknamed Potential Creepy Dude (PCD). Why creepy? He keeps staring, like he's never seen girls before. He follows us *cough* *April* around. She goes out, he goes out. She comes in , he comes in. She goes out, he decides he needs a smoke. Get the picture? Though, PCD's friend has a nice choice of clothes. Liking one particular shirt, April asked him where'd he get it, he said Sungei Wang. Using a paper note. Not my idea at all. *whistle*

(b) Annoying Students I & II

There are two groups students who either talk about us or give us the bitch stare, for I don't know what reasons... It's as though I stole their pet pony and fed it to my pet dinosaur. I DIDN'T! I TELL YOU I DIDN'T!!! IT WAS CREEPY DUDE AND HIS FRIENDS!!!

Besides regular students there are also regular working people,

(c) Creepy Dude

This fella earned is name by behaving in a cryptic manner. Wearing a hoodie and having long hair, he looked up from his laptop and stared at us, as we exited the outlet. All he was missing was blood drooling from his mouth. Recently, we saw him again with hair cut short and working clothes. Sean figured that he got a job.

* Introducing Sean, our latest addition to our study group cum bouncer cum bodyguard cum kaki makan cum kaki belanja cum....

(d) Mole Guy

Mole guy likes April. It's inevitable, the dude only looks and smiles at her. The times when she's not next to me, he doesn't even glance at me. Racist bugger. We were expecting a marriage proposal or something, but the guy never went beyond a smile and a wave. Chinese guys need to be more assertive.

Enough regulars, they're pretty boring. Moving on to another bunch of people we observe:

2. Skinny girls

Our code for them is this:

Means they're skinny and in need of a nice fat platter of mixed grill. With fat on.

When any girl who looks as skinny as those above, April would lean against the table towards them and say, "Oh my goodness! So sad, I pity you... So skinny, mummy never feed you ah? Aiyo, so sad...". She's say that with the saddest expression on her face.

I never had any pity. I only think of the food they waste, the ones they leave on their plate...

Many wear leggings and a Baby-T top. I'm not against, but sweetheart. I can see your panty line, and it's not appetising. So please, ladies, you wanna wear leggings? WEAR SOMETHING THAT COVERS YOUR ASS!!! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR PANTIES.

*heaves sigh of relieve*

3. Dads.

You have sweet dads and horrid dads.

We once saw this dad who love his baby daughter so much, he couldn't stop kissing her. it was so nice to watch. A man loving his daughter so much in public, rare.

Then there were the ones who had no time for them. Playing with hand phone lar... DSLR while poor mum feeds the child then later feed herself. Poor woman. Later we found him taking pictures of the kid. That's probably the only thing he knew how to do. We befriended the kid anyway!

Well, that's all for now.

Terrah!