Yeah, that's how I feel.
Hence, discipline is definitely hard to attain.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Discipline is hard to attain.
It's inevitable. STPM has turned me into a slob. All the fussing and "Oh-it's-a-tough-exam" talk has turned me into a procrastinating pig. It's all STPM's fault. And now that I'am actually done with it, I feel too lazy to picked my heavy fingers up and swing them into some speedy duty of typing. Oh, what a chore for the brain to work it's cells, the synaptic systems are not working.... My knobs refuse to send information to another node. Oh no, no , NO! what has life become...?
Friday, December 24, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
Tuesday, November 09, 2010
It's going to get me, it's a matter of time,
It's sharp edges will slit my wrists open and make me bleed facts and knowledge. The question is do I have any to let drip on the floor?
In printing, it might baffle me, or my fingers embark on a dangerous roller coaster ride, balancing between relevance and not.
STPM, you are my bittersweet lover.
I scare little boys.
Apparently, I'm scary.
Pfft.
Well, it's not the first. Hence, I shall not bite your heads off. ;)
**********
To be very honest, It's wonderful to not be liked. Saves me the exasperation of wearing fake smiles, less people to talk to, make petty conversation with and of course, tonnes of time saved. If you want to conjure some opinion about me, by all means go ahead. And if you decide to dislike me even before you get to know me, why, go ahead.
It's an open invitation. You can go ahead and behave stupidly if you want, because I do too.
I too dislike many a person before I can get to know them. I don't blame you. No, I don't. I'm a kind, sweet and generous soul. I won't judge you.
But, I guess you will never know, because I was too scary to talk to, right?
I am happy that I scare boys off, it only means less jerks to meet and to know. You see, I can handle bitches because I am one myself (every woman is when shes's pissed), but jerks, they're a class of their own.
So, don't talk to me.
I am scary, to not only you, but a lot of other people.
Don't be guilty. I dislike you too.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
The Eyeball's Catch.
Lately, my friend April and I have been spending a significant amount of time at Mac Donald's, earning the unwritten title, 'the regulars'. Being regulars, we observe other regulars, their odd becomings and quirky attitudes. Besides observing regulars, we also made a notable list of other types of people, (which shall be listed and elaborated on later).
The comic strip above describes us perfectly.
1. Other regulars.
We're not the only ding dong who go there to study every other day. There are many other ding dongs that have the same bright idea as us.
(a) Potential Creepy Dude and friends.
There's this dude we nicknamed Potential Creepy Dude (PCD). Why creepy? He keeps staring, like he's never seen girls before. He follows us *cough* *April* around. She goes out, he goes out. She comes in , he comes in. She goes out, he decides he needs a smoke. Get the picture? Though, PCD's friend has a nice choice of clothes. Liking one particular shirt, April asked him where'd he get it, he said Sungei Wang. Using a paper note. Not my idea at all. *whistle*
(b) Annoying Students I & II
There are two groups students who either talk about us or give us the bitch stare, for I don't know what reasons... It's as though I stole their pet pony and fed it to my pet dinosaur. I DIDN'T! I TELL YOU I DIDN'T!!! IT WAS CREEPY DUDE AND HIS FRIENDS!!!
Besides regular students there are also regular working people,
(c) Creepy Dude
This fella earned is name by behaving in a cryptic manner. Wearing a hoodie and having long hair, he looked up from his laptop and stared at us, as we exited the outlet. All he was missing was blood drooling from his mouth. Recently, we saw him again with hair cut short and working clothes. Sean figured that he got a job.
* Introducing Sean, our latest addition to our study group cum bouncer cum bodyguard cum kaki makan cum kaki belanja cum....
(d) Mole Guy
Mole guy likes April. It's inevitable, the dude only looks and smiles at her. The times when she's not next to me, he doesn't even glance at me. Racist bugger. We were expecting a marriage proposal or something, but the guy never went beyond a smile and a wave. Chinese guys need to be more assertive.
Enough regulars, they're pretty boring. Moving on to another bunch of people we observe:
2. Skinny girls
Our code for them is this:
Means they're skinny and in need of a nice fat platter of mixed grill. With fat on.
When any girl who looks as skinny as those above, April would lean against the table towards them and say, "Oh my goodness! So sad, I pity you... So skinny, mummy never feed you ah? Aiyo, so sad...". She's say that with the saddest expression on her face.
I never had any pity. I only think of the food they waste, the ones they leave on their plate...
Many wear leggings and a Baby-T top. I'm not against, but sweetheart. I can see your panty line, and it's not appetising. So please, ladies, you wanna wear leggings? WEAR SOMETHING THAT COVERS YOUR ASS!!! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR PANTIES.
*heaves sigh of relieve*
3. Dads.
You have sweet dads and horrid dads.
We once saw this dad who love his baby daughter so much, he couldn't stop kissing her. it was so nice to watch. A man loving his daughter so much in public, rare.
Then there were the ones who had no time for them. Playing with hand phone lar... DSLR while poor mum feeds the child then later feed herself. Poor woman. Later we found him taking pictures of the kid. That's probably the only thing he knew how to do. We befriended the kid anyway!
Well, that's all for now.
Terrah!
Frankly speaking, I loved it when you hardly had a social life.
So, I'm going to get a tortoise.
Click on the pictures to get a better view.
Saturday, October 09, 2010
Worth it?
Marriage. The sound of the word sends chills down my spine.
No, I lied.
It doesn't.
But to many, my friends especially, I seem to reject the idea of marriage with a firm hand. Many people seem to come up with this fantastic idea of life 'like a bed of roses' once you're married, that you'd be smiling and singing and making love for the rest of your life...
What a fat load of trash. Sex is overrated (though I've never tried it, people seem to think it's heaven. It's hormones and friction, that's all), and your Prince Charming/ Knight in shining armor will turn into a toad once you're married. You know men, chivalry is dead when you slip that little band around his finger, and when he puts it on yours, it's shackles baby!
So, for once and for all, I'd like to explain to you readers out there why I am not fond of the idea of marriage.
Before I begin though, I'd like to say that:-
(a) Men are made to lead. In a family they are the head.
(b) Wives are to submit to their husbands. If you're a wife, please don't wear the pants. Make sure he does that, we ain't cut out for it. We're made for better other things.
Now, I shall begin.
- Loss of Identity.
When a woman is married to a man, she loses her surname. She is no longer Miss So & So daughter of So & So, she becomes Mrs (insert name of da man). So that's it, you belong to someone else, you're passed from one man to another, to be 'taken cared of'. And it's different to be a daughter and wife, different relationships altogether, different sort of love, different EVERYTHING. Which freaks me out. - Loss of Freedom.
So now, you're Mrs (insert the name of da man). You're his other half, obviously better half, hence he makes up 50% of your life. You can't leave the house without wondering about his meals, or whether he's back from work, you can't sleep unless he's right beside you, you can't buy stuff, cook stuff, do stuff unless he wants to too. He rules you financially, physically, emotionally, mentally...
DANG IT! You're supposed to submit to the husband! You want me to sign up for this...? - Loss of Life.
Congratulations! You're pregnant!
5 years later....
Congratulations, you're mum to 4 grubby kids!
15 years later....
Congratulations, you're mum to 2 rebellious teenagers, a kid who's finding himself and a brat who can't stop crying...
You're whole life now is dedicated to serving in the home and raising kids... The most scary thing in this whole marriage concept is motherhood. Raising lives, bringing them into this world then nurturing them until they're ready to fly.... SCARY!
Although most women have natural motherly instincts, what I get is that you're responsible over lives. Should anything be screwed up, their blood in on your heads. You are stewards appointed by God to take care of your children and you are answerable to the Almighty. you don't wanna mess around with Daddy upstairs. Massive. You'll lose. 100% guaranteed.
So that's why.
But, but, but.... there are always buts.....
I shall serve you a dish of 'buts' in ' Worth it? Part II' another day...
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
I takde juice...
It has come down to this.
This point I have feared for so long.
I can't believe I am actually here.
I takde juice. (I don't have juice).
Apa? Juice sudah habis? (What? You're out of juice?)
Ya. (Yes).
I am out of juice.
And what juice could I possibly be talking about?
Literary juice, my friend.
Not literally, but literary.
Literally.
I have nothing exciting, fun, interesting, thought provoking or stupid to write about anymore.
Nothing, completa mente nada.
I feel so juice-less, it's weird.
The other day I wanted to write a poem of a woman who just got married, or was it before... no, at the altar! But, I forgot the few lines I have already orchestrated in my head. Sounded good, I think.
On top of being juice-less with ideas, my writing technique has deteriorated! No flare, no wit... Sigh* this blog is becoming boring.
I hate my juice-less brain.
Anyone got juice? Please squirt some on me.
Saturday, October 02, 2010
My Name is Acquaintance.
Exclusively for April Chen and her kung fu panda, Kin Loong (the Hawaiian!)
i call u nvr pick up
Me
OH
sorry!!
my phone's on silent
Kin
lol...
its ok
i understand
nah don
don'r wry
i won't kacau u much, u got STPM hehe...
Me
ya dont kacau me
go cook la u
Kin
:(
wat did i do to u?
<=(
Me
u merajuk again
i go cook u
Kin
ok la.... sry i go again....
NO LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
U MERAJUK LORRRRRRR XP
Me
where got?
you say i merajuk
Kin
GOT!
confirm
Me
i double cook you
i fry you then i boil you
Kin
i rather be fed by dogs... =/=
Me
really?
Kin
u r so mean!
Me
which dog wanna cook you
and distribute you ard?
you calling me dog ah?
HUH?
Kin
i rather be eaten allive!!!
i didn't say that!!
Me
by who?
dog ah?
me ah?
Kin
....
-.-
Me
call me dog lar....
Kin
now i know ur true colours
i didn't say that
Me
my colour is black
i am black
and i'm not april
Kin
hmm yaya u weren't april for the past few month
Me
dei, serripaelu addikiraen!
Kin
-/-
don't understand
Me
its tamil
i'm black
Kin
thats y
Me
and i'm not april
Kin
i don't understand
hmm ok...
Me
i'm not april la u bafoon!
Kin
ya ok...
Me
haiyo, i dunno why she have yellow friends like you.
Kin
i'm not kin loong too...
don't worry
Me
okay thambi
Kin
i'm Hawaiian
no worries ;)
Me
no way!!!
I'm part Spanish!
Kin
better than black right?
=P
Me
oi, you making fun of indians a?
Kin
i love indian foods :D
Me
i send my klang brothers to you then you know
food and people are two different things
Kin
go ahead
Me
fine
i shall
with parangs
Kin
i'll see what they can do
hahah
Me
they can make chapatu
*chapati
Kin
i'll feed them to the dogs ;)
Me
you will feed YOURSELF to the dogs?
Kin
ur indian friends
there are so dark, ppl will think
they are bumps on the road
>=)
i wonder why kin loong has friends like u
=\
Me
you rotten hawaiian pineapple
when i see you, you'll be like a
crunched up surf board
may JAWS find its way to your bathroom
Kin
how i wished :)
a shark swimming in my toilet bow
wwow..
head line! world news!
well at least they are better than some ah neh neh's
knows how to drinks n be uncivilized
Me
you really have no idea who you are talking to
i'm april's friend
studying with her
Kin
hmm ok...
cuz i don
Me
you're mean
Kin
don't
if u r really april's friend
didn't u learn manners not to touch ppl
ppl's facebook?
privacy hello??
Me
she's next to me
laughing her ass of
you ass
Kin
better than somebody hacking into other
ppl's acc n talk to unknowns right?
Me
yeah
better
i don't hack
Kin
yup
Me
okay
Kin
sama sama aje
Me
don't be pisssed
Kin
i'm not
Me
she's here
Kin
i'm just following the flow
Me
she loves you
ahahahahahahaha
Kin
i hope so
Me
i got no klang brothers
ypu not chapati
the dog thing was her idea
Kin
haha
anyway who ever u r
i was just fooling
yes kin loong isn't here right now
no offense
gtg
bye
Me
aiya
dun like that lar
Kin
then what u want?
Me
sorry lar
ok, go lar.
april says sorry lar, du be angry
Kin
talk to u some other day... acquaintance :)
Me
next time shisha, she belanja
Kin
orang hawaii pun mesti makan jugak betul tak?
diner///
Me
pegi la
Kin
bye whoever u r :)
Me
makan bah kut teh
Kin
nice bitching
haha
Me
bye hawaiian!
yeah
it was.
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