Yeah, I have a social life big enough to pull me from the couch to catch a movie so that i can give a review!!!!

If I was to give a review you might as well not go watch the movie, so I shall do this.

WARNING: SPOILER AHEAD

Now, I shall give the review.

It's a story of two best friends who have a common dream of throwing the best wedding ever at the Plaza in June. Circumstances have it that they both are scheduled to have their weddings on the same day. Fight, fight, fight....blue hair, orange tan, stuffing in Vera Wang, Doctor of dance.... boohoo.... you know the drill.

Congratulations to the writer of the plot for making it original for once. Instead of both girls getting married and making up in a nice sensible way. The making up is a messy affair and only ONE bride gets married. Yeah, and the other one finds her true love. Later.

Then, they are gonna give birth at the same time.

Yeah, did I screw it up enough for you?

Yup, she's back!

Oh, yeah... you chinkies are in fiesta...

Hehehe... I'm such a racist!!! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR ORANG CINA!!! May God prosper the fruits of your labour!

May I please live on the edge?

Boredom Syndrome also know as the KillMoi Disease is a deadly illness which subtly enters the unsuspecting victim's bloodstream. At initial stage of this disease, symptoms such as prolonged sleeping hours and constant yawning are but preliminaries to the dangers of KillMoi Disease.

As the victim enters the latent stages, he or she may have to battle out with constant mood swings and lack of interest or motivation to do anything. The victim spends time lounging on couches and breaking self made principals one by one.

Eventually, the victim enters the late stage, where he or she can no longer be helped anymore. The ultimate hint of this stage is called Helpmecosmybuttisstucktothecouch. Most victims end up pushing daisies after several days.

If you have a friend or a loved one at any of these phases, have no worries because there are ways to overcome this disease.

" One of the best ways to help such victims are to throw them off a waterfall. It is very refreshing and the Iamsuchalazybum Virus is instantly flushed out upon contact with something out of the victim's comfort zone," says Doctor Princess, Specialist of Dying Body Parts.

Another popular aid is to send the victim to Camp Salvage. At this camp, victims are placed in various areas to jolt the dying heart. These places include, hanging at the edge of a 70 storey high building, strapped on electric chairs and tied at the railway tracks of India. Good news for economisers, camp fees are FREE OF CHARGE. Yes, you kiasu donkeys! No money is required as participants of the camp hang out, sleep and eat at our very own jungles. (Accommodation is entitled to the condition of the jungle [wet or dry] and food can be obtained if an unsuspecting chicken crosses the camper's path).

All hope is not lost for victims of the Boredom Disease. So, you don't need to find a burial spot no longer. At least for now.

Wah liao wei!!! ( Did I spell it right?)

Actually ah.... I just feel like writing random stuff. So to my few readers and my non existent fans, I present you.....

RANDOM STATEMENTS

1. I know better than to judge Israel.
2. Applying for scholarships is HELL.
3. Losing weight does not work for me... I am going on a DIET STRIKE.
4. I take the previous statement back.
5. Chocolate and peanut butter is a bad combination.
6. I can't stand the fact that everybody else is in college and I am not.
7. I am going to do free lance labour. ( Does that even exist?)
8. I don't think Cristiano Ronaldo is hot anymore.
9. I think football is one of the most boring games invented. (Many differ)
10. I am in a bad mood. That's why I am writing this.

The Art of Bumming

This little boy and I have one BIG thing in common. We sleep. A lot.

I didn't know that post SPM life could be so infuriating. I long to dip my fingers in clay or bake a cake or even study Shakespeare or something. Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! I need a knight in shinning armour to whisk me away into a land of active bones and moving nuerons.

Romeo please save me from the clockwork life.

Project Salvage

The few posts below this post is probably the most happening things that happened in December 2008. Have fun.

Christmas is a time to__________. Fill in the blank yourself.

Ah, yes. Prom.

As y'all know, well, prom didn't turn out so well. Well, ya. Ummm. There. But, hey, bravo to the team cos they found the most happening venue to conduct this event. And the bands were rocking awesome!!! ROCKING!!! Yup.

But as far as the event went, lets just put it this way. There are other ways of having fun in fancy clothes besides having to centralize it around sex. Not everything is about SEX. Fullstop.

So, I'll put up only pictures of stuff that I liked!

Finally, I met Mr Swenson!!! (Sorie, private joke)

Cam whoring in the bathroom. So what?

The Three Amigos. (Missing one fella)

May Zhen: Is that a twinkling star??

Hannah: I SWALLOWED A LOBSTER!

(Sorry, that was random)

Yay, lets all flock the Prom King!!!

Hannah, Angel, Me and Jade.

Tatt Fai. Just his hand.

Shaung: Yeah, that's it ladies, I am the Prom King.

Hannah: I know, shocking that he won it right...?

One of the coolest things. Blue hair. Guess someone beat me to it.

Bobo turns 12

That's him, my Bobo.

Ya, I know he's a cam whore.


The lovely Chantily cake from RT Pastry.

Aaaaaaw. Bobo's growing up!

The boy and the ladies.

Candles on the cake.

The cut.

Feeding mummy.

CREAM FIGHT!!!!!!!

The Resurrection

I don't want to go into a long essay explaining my sudden disappearence from the face of the internet but.... hey, guess what???

I'M BACK !!!

guess who's back, back again
PRINCESS's back tell a friend!!!