Boredom Syndrome also know as the KillMoi Disease is a deadly illness which subtly enters the unsuspecting victim's bloodstream. At initial stage of this disease, symptoms such as prolonged sleeping hours and constant yawning are but preliminaries to the dangers of KillMoi Disease. As the victim enters the latent stages, he or she may have to battle out with constant mood swings and lack of interest or motivation to do anything. The victim spends time lounging on couches and breaking self made principals one by one.
Eventually, the victim enters the late stage, where he or she can no longer be helped anymore. The ultimate hint of this stage is called Helpmecosmybuttisstucktothecouch. Most victims end up pushing daisies after several days.
If you have a friend or a loved one at any of these phases, have no worries because there are ways to overcome this disease.
" One of the best ways to help such victims are to throw them off a waterfall. It is very refreshing and the Iamsuchalazybum Virus is instantly flushed out upon contact with something out of the victim's comfort zone," says Doctor Princess, Specialist of Dying Body Parts.
Another popular aid is to send the victim to Camp Salvage. At this camp, victims are placed in various areas to jolt the dying heart. These places include, hanging at the edge of a 70 storey high building, strapped on electric chairs and tied at the railway tracks of India. Good news for economisers, camp fees are FREE OF CHARGE. Yes, you kiasu donkeys! No money is required as participants of the camp hang out, sleep and eat at our very own jungles. (Accommodation is entitled to the condition of the jungle [wet or dry] and food can be obtained if an unsuspecting chicken crosses the camper's path).
All hope is not lost for victims of the Boredom Disease. So, you don't need to find a burial spot no longer. At least for now.
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