I PASSED!!!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Woohoo!!!

Lalalalala!

(Cue: Victory Dance)

Yee Haw!!!

Lalalalala!

Tralala walawala!

Bing Bang boom!!

Broom...broom... BROOM!!!!

It's all in the 'C'.

Yes, I want to blog.

No, I don't want to blog nonsense.

Yes, I have pictures.

No, they're not in my computer because my C-drive is full.

Yes, you can not ask why.

No, you can not laugh.

Yes, I'll get my boy friend to kick you in the rear if you do.

No, I don't have a boy friend.

High School Never ENDS.

A conversation with a curly haired woman struck a chord in me to write about the statement.

So far in my eighteen years of life on earth, have I never felt like a high school student until stepping into my current school.

Probably its another American adopted concept or just plain stereotyping but these several months and all that has been heard, seen and done seems so, well, childish.

No, I am not putting on my I-am-a-condescending-matured-geek cap, because, after all the mastermind behind hijacking cars is yours truly.

It's just culture shock. No judging, no prejudices but simple comparisons to my 5 year experience in my previous school makes my brain juice boil and simmer.

The change of environment and air is thrilling, but in conclusion and all honesty, I'd much rather the less high school syndrome. Seems less demanding, manipulative and a lot less tiring.

Adam & Eve talk about solitude.

THIS IS PURELY FICTIONAL.

It's a joke meant for a friend.

Joke ar... You won't find this in the Bible.

PURELY FICTIONAL!!!

The gentle breeze swept among the trees as Adam and Eve walked along the thickly lush fields of green. Adam walked next to Eve. You could casually call it a scene in a typical romance movie with all the ooo-la-las in the background, but these people were very much in love.

"Is it not lovely to belong to another?" Adam asked, running his fingers through his hair.

Eve was startled. Lately, Adam was being rather sullen and unpredictable as a woman during the time of the month.

"Well, yes. Funny you should mention that?"

Adam brushed it aside. " Lovely, don't you think solitude is just pure torture?"

"Well, yes. That's why God created you and me." Her sweet smile and slight pause did not work the trick. He continued.

"Don't you think that we humans should have people surrounding us, various relationships so as to not allow this disease to have an inch on us?"

"Why yes, Adam," she inched closer, " Why ever not?"

"Sweetheart, I knew you were an opened minded person I could talk to, I knew you could understand me perfectly well."

"When have I never?" She reached in for a hug.

"So, can I introduce to you some of my friends?" From behind a great oak tree, popped out a darling brunette.

"Hunny, meet Eva. She's .." Out from the same tree popped put two others.

"Oh, that's Evangeline and Evangelina. Funny, how I met them. Really. Funny story."

Eve's face begin to twist.

Three others began to slowly make their way towards the already growing crowd.

"Look who's here. The blonde's Evelyn and the red head.."

"Adam." Eve stressed and punctuated. "I never knew, that behind my back... you were... I mean... you too were..."

"You too?" asked Adam, cautiously.

From behind Eve, walked out, cool and calm, a man. "Adam, meet Aidan."

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I bet you're thinking... "What is she up to?" Well, this story is meant for a friend. That person can surely identify with it. Just in case, that person can not... or finds difficulties like that person usually does... (grin*) I am giving TIPS.

Actually, TIP. Not plural. Singular.

The words in italic are the clues as to what seems to be in shades of grey. For now.

Moving on

That was the past. Now, is the present. Where is the justice in this statement?

"Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?"

Auld Lang Syne

Good point.

(Please do not mind the vague commentary that follows, that is if there are any readers).

Back to square one, where one has to readjust and adapt. The surroundings change, the air is new. No sense of belonging, left again to self-cultivate and form itself. Since all were new, it was easier than the previous operation. We're each others rescue team.

Yet, one longs to walk the road in reverse just to get a glimpse of the delectable memoirs. Pity, they are as stale bread and tasteless as water.

Forgive me, some should be kept, others left to dwindle in the wind, remain passing clouds.

With all enthusiasm lost, I am thrown back to square one. Behind those bars, again I grasp, screaming on inwardly.

The Portrait of the Lady

It was in the wee hours off the morning, the fellow human being on the other end of the conversation had given up on me. I looked at the bundle of homework still piled up on my desk and made a decision. I shall accidentally forget to bring my book and I do not know to do graphs. :)

Don't look at me like that. I am not alone.

Lasting on 1 1/2 hours of oxygen power, Jeffrey, Shen Chung, Jonjon, April and I attempt the "Hunt For The (non-bloody) Orchid(s)".

But first, one must acknowledge priorities. We went to lunch. At Well Cook Gourmet, I met Hannah and Norman (gambling as usual).

Conclusion: Fried laksa rocks and I got a green bag from Hannah. :)

The Search Begins.

Evergreen failed us. They did not have the ones we wanted. So did the other two flower shops. But the one of the shopkeepers was so sweet and helpful.

So we scooted to off to Mydin, while laughing at Jay Chou or some superhero. I dunno lar.. I was drunk on fatigue you see..

Sidetracking here. WHY IS THE SUN SO HOT? I mean seriously, what's his problem?

***

We arrive at Mydin and this is where the fun begins. 5 people pretty clueless about the place itself try searching for flowers. We walk aimlessly in the shopping centre the suddenly,

"Eh, KOMPANGS!" April exclaims, picking up a big one and beats it in no specific rhythm.

"Little kompang!" I joined her, beating it too.

April points upwards, "COWBOY HATS!!"

"Oh cool! Black hat!!" I picked it up and fashioned it on my head. "I like that one," says Jonjon.

"I like this one," says Jeff, picking up a checkered one. Totally his style.

We walk aimlessly again. I picked up a fake Samurai sword, turn to Jeff and say, "Hajimemashite!"

You get the point, don't you? We got very distracted with the fascinating items there.

Then we ronda ronda a little more and poof* flowers appear! We go frantic and all the sudden, Shen Chung looks into a flower and says, "Rowena, ROWENA? Where are you?"

Then we all repeat this act poking through flowers and rubbing and turning over ceramic bottles while calling for Jeff.

Shen Chung played Transformers with a rolled up mattress, we raced each other to aisles, April even danced a Bollywood move to be used when we you lose your girl.

***

After paying, April was to be sent home first. The suddenly, they decided to go to a haunted house. Where? I not going to tell you. Mwahahahahaha!

Jeff and Jonjon were too chicken to go in. ;) So April, Shen Chung and I ventured in. The house had a portrait of the lady of the house there along with several other pictures. There was a play house, strewn with things... the bedrooms,were beautiful but the best was the bathroom, a jacuzzi and tonnes of glass with paint slashed all over the place, upstairs, the rooms were small and another locked. Didn't know what we would find there. We explored the whole house upside down and inside out!

Finally Jonjon and Jeff made a daring move. They only made it to the bathroom. Then, we left.

We kept wondering what is in the locked room. A drug junkie maybe... a dead body?

"What if we found a dead body and called the police? We will get arrested for trespassing rite?" I asked.

"Maybe the police will look at us and say 'Y'all know too much', then shoot us." Shen Chung concluded. I think he watched too many Hong Kong movies.

Yet something April said kept me wondering. She insisted that something must have happened before the owners left the house, or else why would they leave a beautiful portrait and family pictures all around. Something must have happened. Don't you think so?

A few little updates.

• Sugar, the bear shrunk. Last time it's ears looked like human kidneys now it looks like baby kidneys. Small.
• James Teoh can be a driving instructor. Seriously, he's so cool, although i nearly knocked that Kancil and turned the steering wheel too much!!
• Jeffrey needs all our help to crank the party up. Everyone pitch in please!!!
• Stop making such a fuss about the dress code... You guys never heard of flowers ke...?
• Pav, Sugar, Azlin... next time I shan't wait for y'all!!!! Treat me like a slave, i am a PRINCESS kay...
• Sin Li, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I owe you a present!!!

That's all lar....

Ka chow, ding dongs!