I shall strive my best to do my part,
That in every single toilet bowl,
You'll find it sparkling, as good as gold."
"May every brush be used so well,
Till its first color you can't tell,
And every plunger worked to dust,
That monthly replacement is a must."
"You will never find rust or grime,
If you do, we are to be fined,
There shall be no home for mildew here,
If so, my retirement is near."
"The lavatory shall smell lovely,
Of lemon drops and sugared strawberry,
The tissues shall be scented so,
Of roses, tulips and mistletoe."
"Oh lavatory users, believe in me,
Smelly days are bound to flee,
My promises are never void,
For every worker shall be toiled..."
With this he waved his hand so grandly,
Slipped on pretty tiles slippery,
Bang! On the sink he hit his head,
Said a worker," That's enough said."
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