"That was the last cookie?"

There just aren't many good blogs to read anymore.

This irks me. Me no likey.

Especially when I am stuck at home, in this massive war-zone like area (spring cleaning explains your curiosity)good reading material comes in handy.

Will someone please write something good?

Please?

Thank you, because I realize my butter fingers are just racing over my keyboard at this melodramatic pace, threatening peace as a whole with sharpened sword at the edge of a ravine.