Have u an apology to make?

Our school councellor organized us No Apologies. For those of you in the dark, No Apologies is a programme where they teach you about pre marital sex and so on... Well...
we started off with an icebreaker...
Then some questions... do you know we (our sperm) swam and won the race against 20million other sperms.... that makes me feel like Michael Phelps or somethin....

Then we went for recess and I thought I left Jojo mojo Bojo's card outside... and Bin and I searched the whole canteen and gazebo...then went back to the dewan...and there the card was...in my Physics file... Poor Bin.

We saw this commercial where they take this normal girl and make up her sampai your-finger-will-go-through-all-that-make-up-if-you-poked-her-face condition then they photoshop her it was sooooo cooool ...those girls just aren't real!!

Then...I took random pictures of random people... I think Hannah looks good..does she not?
Sorie Sri Lanka's face tak kena!!!
Epha, Jay Lyn and the other half...what's he doing?
The extremely excited guys...macam tak pernah dengar tentang seks je...!
The hyper guys and Tommy.
Thanks for sharing us the truth abiut love live and sex.
Abstinence. It works all the time.

The bday babies

Fellow compatriats....

A heave of relief ?

The person above has volunteered to help private eye jer renn and his sexytary ee lyn in the hunt for the unknown mushroom... Yes! Inspector Azam Mole-k has decided to lend a hand (and a mole) in this problem to solve it....or maybe make things worst? Who knows....

His smart suggestion was to call the number up... which the latter two did not even think off... so what next people??

Tune in next for the upcoming posts on The Hunt for the Unknown Mushroom....

Family rocks

Sometimes one tends to stop and ponder about the function of a family. I am sure people fight in the family and it sucks like hell but what to do... you are born into it and you basically can't exchange them for another so just appreciate what you have. Easier said then done though... So what is the function of the family.... to be there for you when you're down... financial help... to pray for you... be nice to you.... to heck with that. Family...no matter what the function is... is still FAMILY.

A clue is what they asked for

The first clue i gave was

BASS

dahling bafi couldn't figure it out
and private eye jer renn has no clue

his sexytary, ee lyn thought it might be zaffrin or iman
btw... zaffrin's and iman's major instrument is the guitar not the bass

thus i shall be kind

next clue

CHINDIAN

Oh crap